COLLECT CALL OF CTHULHU
Keith Allen Daniels
My wife and I, having a ball,
were taken aback by the call.
We never expected
he'd call us collect -- and
the phone was unplugged from the wall.
"It seems," said Cthulhu, "my spawn
know nothing of 'getting it on.'"
"Come morning," he said,
as we cowered in bed,
"I shall ravish the crack of dawn."
© 1998 Edward P. Berglund
"Collect Call of Cthulhu": © 1998 Keith Allen Daniels. All rights reserved.
Graphic © 1998 Old Arkham Graphics Design. All rights reserved. Email to: Corey T. Whitworth.
Created: July 1, 1998; Updated: August 9, 2004